To prove our point, we're taking a look at all the celebrities who have gotten naked on social media in recent memory. Our taste is exquisite, our judgement impeccable, and these are some of our favorites. Fitness is a big trend at the moment, but it's all about shaping your body. It has a good deal of actual porn, which as we've is further proof of Instagram's weirdly inconsistent censorship policies. And for the record: Nude Yoga Girl told The Cut that her expertly lit photos are only edited to cast shadows on the body parts that are prohibited on Instagram. She hits on pretty intimate topics — particularly for an account that's literally and figuratively faceless.
When it comes to celebrities and social media, we'd cautiously venture to say that nudity is kind of inevitable. Without further ado, I present to you, our top picks:. Others like Emily Ratajokwski, Lindsey Pelas and Sara Underwood strike clever poses that just barely cover the prohibited parts. It's like a third of the internet is constructed on images of naked bodies. Never before have so many babes had access to the technological tools and resources to share imagery of their fat asses and jiggly boobies with the world.
Let's face it: sex sells. Alas, it's largely barren, and is populated by memes and not much else. I'm going to make a difference in the world, regardless of whether Instagram cooperates or not. Of course, Instagram's censorship policy can make it hard to find much dirty material. Its association with inappropriate content was too strong, Instagram reasoned, so it decided to nip naughty searches in the bud by removing it altogether. For the purposes of these rankings, however, that avoidance earns it a solid four-and-a-half eggplants. The photo-sharing site allows users to show their bodies—but it can only go so far.
There are, however, a fair number of large-chested women to be found. Yoga is about your inner feelings about yourself. We left out famous supermodels and socialites in lieu of decidedly hotter amateur action. We know people like to get naked online. By no means is this a definitive list, but here at Spot Me Bro we consider ourselves to be connoisseurs of the highest order.
Luckily for the horndogs of the world, the eggplant appeared to be the only casualty of Instagram's puritanical wrath. There are some naughty selfies scattered throughout, but it's a long road to find them, as the hashtag has over 300,000 posts. But it's not like her followers are complaining. Actual fruit are scattered among the cheeks — it is , after all — but if you're into butts, this is the hashtag to visit. The Instagram hashtag certainly supports this, and a great deal of the roughly 21,000 posts are butts. It does have bacon, however, which warrants an extra half-eggplant.
Bodies alone and, well, bodies doing things. Maybe someday you'll came roaring back to the naughty emoji hashtag scene, guns blazing and inappropriate content abound. Except now, this trend toward nakedness is bleeding into the real world, and we're not just talking about all those. It's also got man butts, sexual memes and, for some odd reason, more than a few photos of Jennifer Anniston. To that end, Mic has compiled a list of searchable and dirty Instagram emoji hashtags — rated on a scale of one to five eggplants neverforget — that may be useful if one is looking for, you know, dong and the like.
Butts everywhere The peach is the fruity, anatomical complement to the eggplant, the female body. It's not stellar enough to warrant five eggplants, but it's a serviceable option nonetheless. Other sexually suggestive emoji — peach, banana, water droplets, tongue — were still free to be hashtagged, opening the door for nudie photo fans to find content by simply plugging one of the aforementioned emoji into the search bar. Some of our favorites are the nude travelers—people on solo journeys and groups from all over. They're creative too: Our search yielded a naked woman barely covered by a guitar and an artfully placed duvet cover behind which a hint of dong peeked through. The smirking face is no exception: While there are some titillating content contained within and there should be, with over 64,000 posts , most of it is fairly unexciting. Perhaps the greatest function of mobile technology to date has been its ability to allow women to instantly self-broadcast sexually suggestive images of themselves to the smartphones of millions of horny men around the world.
This fact is evidenced by the tons of we've seen over the years and. Anyone with eyes can see that Nude Yoga Girl's posts including those that could rightfully be classified as crotch shots are a far cry from porn. She became a spokeswoman for the body positivity movement when she for size discrimination. It has a lot of good, G-rated tongue content, but it also has a lot of graphic-ish photos of women that look like either stills from porn or glamour shots. The twin version is the most fruitful, though that's not saying much, as the most X-rated content appears to disappear soon after it gets posted. Instagram deleted the photo, claiming it didn't follow the platform's guidelines.
. In late April, Instagram of sexters everywhere when it banned the eggplant, as the best phallic emoji available, from being used as a hashtag. Kim Kardashian Instagram Sam posted this mirror selfie of herself, and immediately afterward, Instagram deleted her account. Instagram forbids nudity in posts, but that hasn't stopped these breathtaking beauties from finding genius workarounds to sidestep that lame rule. The kissy face is even less interesting than the smirking face, and most of the content is — you guessed it — people making kissy faces. None of them are afraid to bare it all for a seriously sexy 'gram. Throw some cute dog photos in there — tongues wagging — and you've got yourself a pleasant hashtag experience.